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Post by England on May 7, 2011 19:13:33 GMT
Msg sent to Antonio Fernández Carriedo @ 7:59am.... whatever. Just make sure Francis and Gilbert don't get wind of you coming here, I don't need your little threesome wrecking my home. Msg sent to Scotch @ 3:03pmGo screw yourself, Firecrotch. No need to take your PMSing out on me just because you're not getting any head. Besides which, how did you get my number? I made a point not to give you it. ° ° ° ° ° TO: starz_n_stripz_of_glory@hotmail.com
SUBJECT: Re: Ivan stole my phone. Dear Alfred,
Do you ever actually think? I'm beginning to assume you don't, and as such I advise you bloody well try it you stupid ass. There's no wonder you get into such bother. Eesh. I hope for you that there's nothing valuable on it.
Yes, well, just ask him to return it to you then. Safer all around if I do say.
Oh? I already have my room booked actually. Are you going straight there whilst your president is staying with my Queen?
Sincerely,
Arthur Kirkland
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Post by Spain on May 7, 2011 20:29:46 GMT
Msg sent to Arthur Kirkland@ 8:05am
Haha, I'll do what I can! Thanks for letting me stay!
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Post by theottomanempire on Jun 2, 2011 19:45:30 GMT
TO: Everyone
SUBJECT: I Need Your Numbers Merhaba everyone,
My phone met an unfortunate end a few days back and so I lose all your numbers. I got a new one but I was wondering if you guys could send me yours or at least text me with your name so I know who you are.
My number is: xx - xxx- xxx- xxx
Thanks,
Sadik
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Spain
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Post by Spain on Jun 4, 2011 1:27:42 GMT
TO: Sadik Adnan <turkish.delight@hotmail.com.tr>
SUBJECT: Re: I Need Your Numbers How did you lose your phone or whatever? Too wild of a night? Hahaha.... Anyway, I just got back from vacation and well, there's just been too much to celebrate though I'm sure England has officially kicked me out of his country for a while! My number is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Call me sometime again and we'll hang!
Toni
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Post by aniskywolf on Jun 4, 2011 19:06:14 GMT
e-mail
TO: turkish.delight@hotmail.com
SUBJECT: Re: I Need Your Numbers ... How did you-- nevermind Says me who's phone was lost with Ivan for like a good week. Mine is xxx-xxx-xxxx, dude. -Al
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3:10 pm Arthur Frumpyland (xxx-xxx-xxxx)
Y-you left some choice belongings here from your last... visit...
Just saying...
Whenever you stop by next they'll be waiting for you in the guest room.
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Post by prideinscotland on Jun 5, 2011 12:33:54 GMT
Msg sent to English Choob @ 3:06pm
Stop describing yerself Arthur. I know ye think yer awesome but not everyone wants to here ye droning on about yerself. And about the phone number, I'm yer brother. All I had to do was ask. >D
Msg sent to American Galoot @ 3:10pm
I just remember yer dating England or something like that and I never gave ye the talk. Consider this the few hundred years too late 'talk' time with the in-laws. Meet ye at the Big M burger place. Expect pain and blood.
Voicemail
You have ONE new message.
Antonio, I think that Francis has gone and died. Haven' seen 'im in ages. 'as he gone and fallen in love with a poodle or somethin'? It would be just like that Frog to do so... Call meh back...
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England
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Post by England on Jun 5, 2011 17:25:15 GMT
Msg sent to Spanish Creep @ 8:08amNo problem. Msg sent to Scotch @ 3:09pmPiss off or I'll damn well change my number. It was bad enough that time Francis had it, but this is just an invasion of privacy. Msg sent to Alfred @ ----.... Pardon? Was it my tea...? I did wonder where that had gone... though I swear if you throw it in the fucking river or something I shan't speak to you again. Ever. At all. ° ° ° ° ° TO: turkish.delight@hotmail.com.tr
SUBJECT: Re: I need your numbers .... No.
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Post by aniskywolf on Jun 5, 2011 19:55:02 GMT
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3:15 pm Arthur Frumpyland (xxx-xxx-xxxx)
..... You left that here too. All 3 packs of earl gray.
WAIT why the fuck would I throw it in the riv-- Oh... wait, that was a long time ago!
BUT what I really wanted say was, I now know your reading interests.
Didn't know you where that kind of guy.
THE MORE YOU KNOW.
3:20 pm Kilty-pants (xxx-xxx-xxxx)
........
That's just not NOT NECESSARY. No need to bring your pain and blood oh no I am fine right where I am thank you.
3:25 pm Arthur Frumpyland (xxx-xxx-xxxx)
Your brother is trying to kill me.
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England
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Post by England on Jun 5, 2011 20:01:56 GMT
Msg sent to Alfred @ 3:20pm
There is nothing wrong with my reading interests. Austin is a skilled writer. There's nothing wrong with it!
Msg sent to Scotch @ 3:27pm
The hell are you going to kill the yankee twat for? I'm sure it's I who should have that right, you bastard.
Msg sent to Alfred @ 3:33pm
What did you do to him this time? Really. You bring it on yourself.
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Post by aniskywolf on Jun 5, 2011 20:11:52 GMT
text message 3:36 pm Arthur Frumpyland (xxx-xxx-xxxx)
Hey I ain't knockin' ya if you like this sort of... thing! I mean if you wanna read about girls in nothing that's... fine. I'm just sayin' you left it behind.
Also. I DID NOTHING. HE JUST RANDOMLY WANTS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
I barely even talk to him... I forget he exists half the time!
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