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Post by israel on May 4, 2011 21:04:45 GMT
Msg Sent to [Sadiq Adnan] @ 11:25 pm[/i]
hahaha >///< you're so funny. Perhaps I could try out the Jericho on you
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Post by theottomanempire on May 4, 2011 21:08:29 GMT
MSG Sent to Miriam Herzl @ 11: 30 pm:
I'm at your door and Jericho...sounds kind of kinky now. >D Are you sure you don't want me to show you a good time?
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Post by israel on May 4, 2011 21:15:23 GMT
Msg Sent to [Sadiq Adnan] @ 11:35 pm[/i]
-.- oiy. freakin pervert. I'm coming to the door now
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Post by theottomanempire on May 4, 2011 21:19:29 GMT
MSG Sent to Miriam Herzl @ 11:35: 33 :
Woman...I don't like waiting hurry!
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Post by israel on May 4, 2011 21:21:14 GMT
Msg Sent to [Sadiq Adnan] @ 11:37 pm[/i]
Hi there! XD
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Post by theottomanempire on May 4, 2011 21:24:24 GMT
MSG Sent to Miriam Herzl @11:37 pm:
Hey....Bl
[snaps his phone shut]
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Post by aniskywolf on May 4, 2011 21:43:45 GMT
voicemail
You have ONE new message!
First message:
I threw it at you because you infuriate me so fucking mu-- HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT MESSAGES-- STOP READING THROUGH MY TEXTS YOU BASTARD.
No fuck that DON'T RETURN MY MESSAGES YOU ASS. *sigh* At least least tell me what messages that have been recieved since you've had it. Also, Can I trust you enough to just... hold on to it until I get there? Don't do anything stupid with it! It's the new iPhone 4 and I don't want you fucking around with it. It's fragile. If there's even a scratch I am going to be very sad.
... Also... don't say "your Angliya" like I freakin' own him. Doesn't work like that, Rossiya.
Do svidaniya. END OF MESSAGE.
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E-MAIL
TO: a_kirkland007 @ hotmail.co.uk
SUBJECT: Ivan stole my phone. Don't ask me how... or even why he got it but uh... he did, and now I'm scared shitless as to what the fuck he is going to do with it. If you get weird messages then... that's him. Not me, I swear! Anyways, he wants me to go over to Moscow to go get it. Fortunately I still have this... so.. just for the time being say whatever you have to say to me here, because I just got a call from him saying he'll return my messages so I apologize ahead of time.
No, I'm not going until, like, the end of the month or something because right now things are pretty freaking tense right now over here, as you obviously know.
... Ohhhh maaan I am going to look like a dipshit next world meeting thanks to that bastard.
- Al
P.S. Since I've lost my phone, I've forgot to say! I'm definitely available to go to the bar with you and grab a few celebratory drinks. Have we picked a day yet? I totally forgot - probably because of all the excitement.
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Post by theottomanempire on May 4, 2011 21:50:02 GMT
MSG Sent to HERKPUKA KARTAKESITUPTHEASS @ 2:00 pm:
YOU PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH! YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SENDING MESSAGES LIKE THAT THROUGH MY PHONE! IF YOU WANT TO FUCK SOMEONE USE YOUR ON DAMN PIECE OF SHIT PHONE YOU GREEK GRABAGE!
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NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND MAIL IT TO RUSSIA!
MSG Sent to Miriam Herzl @ 2:30 pm:
Hey, your Jericho was nice. Thanks for the mask and I was wondering if I could ask you a favour?
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Post by greece on May 4, 2011 21:59:25 GMT
One New Message!
Text Msg to [Antonio Fernández Carriedo] @ (1:05pm)
Hey αγάπη μου.
This is Herakles, I'm on Sadik's phone because he threw mine somewhere--we're looking for it now though...
Oh, hey--I wanted you to know I'm really excited about you coming over. It's been really a long time, hasn't it? There's so much I want to do... I hope we have enough time. ; )
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You know...I really miss my phone. It's hard to text on Sadik's...
Antonio, I forgot to ask--do you prefer protection or not?
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One last thing, before I hand this over...I think we might have found my phone...
A queen bed is big enough, right? I tend to move a lot in my sleep--but I don't think I will if you are there.
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One New Message!
Text Msg to [Sadik Bitchmask] @ (2:05pm)
...So...
You're looking through my texts now? Damn, you're rude...
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Sadik Bitchmask's contact has been changed to "That One Disappointing Night Stand"
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Post by theottomanempire on May 4, 2011 22:07:46 GMT
MSG Sent to HERKPUKA KARTAKESITUPTHEASS @ 3:00 pm:
YOU WERE USING MY DAMN PHONE YOU BRAT!!! How is that rude?! I'M FUCKING COMING OVER THER AND TEACHING YOU A DAMN LESSON!!!
MSG Sent to Miriam Herzl @ 3:02pm:
Please....please....do this favour for me!!! D:
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Post by greece on May 4, 2011 22:23:31 GMT
One New Message!
Text Msg to [That One Disappointing Night Stand] @ (4:05pm)
Hm.. oh, I thought I deleted those...Don't look at your pictures then, I think I sent a photo of something...
Oh well, it wasn't any of your business. You didn't have to look at them you know.
...You're really fucking coming over here, aren't you?
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Post by theottomanempire on May 4, 2011 22:29:43 GMT
MSG Sent to HERKPUKA KARTAKESITUPTHEASS @ 4:33 pm:
......I....WANT...to rip out your inner organs and beat you senseless with them....
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PICTURE IS THAT!!!! DDD<
I'm almost at your house you little shit! No amount of lock doors is keeping me out!!!
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Post by greece on May 4, 2011 22:33:15 GMT
One New Message!
Text Msg to [That One Disappointing Night Stand] @ (4:40pm)
Yeah, I'm not afraid of you...
Come over here, then. I'm upstairs, in my room--you know what door...
Also--try not to fuck up any of my arrangements. I just finished cleaning for Antonio...
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Post by theottomanempire on May 4, 2011 22:43:29 GMT
[ Phone crushed in hand and discarded at front of door in rage]
Beep...beep...beep...
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Post by greece on May 4, 2011 22:48:56 GMT
One New Message!
Text Msg to [That One Disappointing Night Stand] @ (4:42pm)
I can hear you downstairs--.
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Why aren't you responding?
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ARE YOU BREAKING MY--OH YOU....
FINE. Fine. You win. I'm coming downstairs...STOP BREAKING MY THINGS.
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**This phone has been disconnected...Beep...beep...beep...**
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